Blowing bubbles

Both children happily playing in the bath. A large fart bubbles up to the surface.

Rose: I hear-ed a trumpton. Was that me or Barnaby?

Me: I think it was you, Rose.

(long pause)

Rose, to no-one in particular: I don’t like trumptons. They make your bum feel like Rapunzel when she sees the baddies.

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2 Comments Add yours

  1. Tamzin Smith says:

    Brilliant

    Like

  2. Philly Smith says:

    I agree with Rose. Those blasted trumptons.

    Like

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