Rose totters into the room on a pair of my heels, in half a fairy costume, wearing three pink plastic rings on her fingers.
Me: You look nice
Rose: I’m having a WEDDING!
Me: Really? Who are you marrying?
Rose: You. It’s my Wedding Reversary! I’m having a Wedding Reversery!
Me: (dies laughing)
Rose: Yes, and I’m gonna be a PRIZEMAID!!