Camp Bestival: Preparations

Antler headdress
Festival ready wild beast child

Packing list for normal camping:

  • Tent
  • Torch
  • Bedding
  • Stove

Packing list for Camp Bestival camping:

  • Antlers
  • Glitter
  • Cape
  • Dubiously modified power-assisted child-trolley

  • Ten sets of battery powered fairy lights
  • Bubble mixture
  • Twirly whirly ribbons on sticks
  • Every last glowstick from Poundland
  • Monster costume, to include home-made furry tail
  • Face paints
  • Fifty packets of crisps
  • Pimms and lemonade in a tin
  • Magical unicorns
  • Powdered rainbows
  • Sparkly tutus

* Forgets beds, clothes, campervan, food and children. Cares little. Wildly overexcited.


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2 Comments Add yours

  1. Ginge says:



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  2. James Thorpe says:

    Your Bestival list sounds a lot like our normal camp packing list!


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