That it sometimes just goes a little like this…
Child: (In the bath) Peew!! PEEWW-PEEWW!!
Me: What you doing there youngest child?
Child: I shooting the bad pumpkins. The bad ones. What have FACES.
Child: Underwater. With my willy.
Child: I shooting them. All. Underwater. With my willy.
(Resumes underwater aiming, sound effects, clutching.)
Child: (so proud) See?!
Me: Yes. So you are.
I don’t really like halloween.
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