What they don’t tell you about parenting at Halloween…

That it sometimes just goes a little like this…

Child: (In the bath) Peew!! PEEWW-PEEWW!!

Me: What you doing there youngest child?

Child: I shooting the bad pumpkins. The bad ones. What have FACES.

Me: Oh?

Child: Underwater. With my willy.

Me:

Child:

Me:

Child: I shooting them. All. Underwater. With my willy.

(Resumes underwater aiming, sound effects, clutching.)

Me:

Child: (so proud) See?!

Me: Yes. So you are.

I don’t really like halloween.

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